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The Adventures of Italian-American Man

Giuliano Stole My Girl

Marc Edward DiPaolo (April 13, 2008)
Jane Austen was right. Never buy flowers for a girl if the relationship isn't on stable ground. At such times, they are perceived as a threating gesture, not a romantic present.

Just when things were not going well with Eileen, Giuliano the Italian Paratrooper moved in on her. And I was history.